Monday, September 23, 2013

Kickball: Bad News Follows Come-From-Behind Draw for 169

I think my husband is pretty funny and ingenious so I wanted to share it with you.  Here is his mock-article he wrote up about our Kickball Game last Tuesday:


BAD NEWS FOLLOWS COME-FROM-BEHIND DRAW FOR 169

The office was riding high on emotion last Tuesday night as they prepped for their second match of the season. After an impressive showing in their first game, the competitors hoped that small amount of experience would pay off. Boy did it ever!

Intimidation may have played a factor in the first two innings as 169 failed to get a runner home – leaving the score 5-0 in favor of the much more athletic BLAZERS. But the kicking came alive for the team as everyone was able to keep the ball low on the ground and move runners around the bases. Mike Holman, making his debut on the office team, added great insurance in the field as he made several diving catches. “We exhibited a high level of emotion and competition tonight it feels like,” said Hailey Hamblin. “But it was always encouraging and uplifting. We built each other up. We left the game tonight still as friends. Those other guys – they want to kill each other right now!”

This is true. Frustration seemed to boil over for the Blazers who for three straight innings, stranded runners on all the bases without effectively capitalizing on the scoreboard. The office was able to come back from being down by 5 twice in the game to eventually lead by one run going into the final inning. Another stout defensive effort kept the Blazers to just two runs and as the Office entered the bottom half of the inning with the tieing run on base, victory seemed almost assured. Some unfortunate plays resulted in just that lone run being scored, as Parker Wilkinson, the team’s final kicker was unable to make it pass third before being tagged out.

The Office celebrated after the draw – recognizing the major strides they had made individually and as a team  - and thoughts immediately turned to their next game which will kick off TUESDAY night at 6:15 against “CAN I CALL YOU SCOTT”. But it wasn’t long after the team left the field that unfortunate news was confirmed.

Sources have confirmed that Wilkinson has been suspended from play due to an Honor Code Infraction***. Team captain, Brett Mecham, had this to say regarding the suspension:
“Ya know, it’s just disappointing. He had been doing so well. He had just gotten a haircut even. Just doing everything right. We don’t know the details of what may have happened, but we want him to know that we are all behind him and will support him every step of the way. He will be missed on Tuesday.”

(For video footage of Mecham’s initial response to the news of Parker’s suspension, view this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHh0rf0ojEc )

Wilkinson will have a disciplinary hearing with Cecil during the game on Tuesday, but will then immediately be allowed to appeal the suspension. During the appeal process, Wilkinson will be allowed to rejoin the team until a decision has been reached in April of 2018.


***(Parker is actually teaching Piano lessons. 2 Claps for Parker)


GAME DETAILS

DATE: Tuesday, September 24th
TIME: 6:15 pm
LOCATION: FIELD #1
JERSEYS: IBA APPARRELL

Upcoming Games:
Saturday, September 28th 9:15 am
Thursday, October 3rd 6:15 pm

Brett Mecham
Student Accountant
Conferences and Workshops
169 HCEB
Brigham Young University
Provo, UT 84604

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